The Big Big Big Auction
October 4, 1999
Well, it was a bunch of us crazy BUHs auctioning off things we did not own to start off with. That really gives you the gist of it. We were being silly and trying to auction off things like the tower, the west mall, a date with Faulkner, the Baptist religion, etc. I do not remember who won what, but I do know that we didn't make any money, and the first item we sold went for "a buck two-eighty," whatever the hell that is. How do we demand payment when we don't even know what the hell a buck two-eighty is?
-Cha-Chee Christ