December 6, 2000
For this crazy wonderful event,
Phillippe got dressed in a giant hot dog suit and gave final exam reviews
for people for something like three hours for an enormous crowd. People
stopped and stared for hours as a giant hot dog drew formulas up on a
chalkboard... of course, the hot dog could only write formulas for so
long, and soon started making up all sorts of crazy shit, but the lesson
to be learned here is that not only are people dressed as giant hot dogs
funny enough to draw huge crowds of people who cannot turn their heads
away from the giant mind-entrancing wiener, but also... no, probably
nothing else. That's it.
-Cha-Chee Christ