What's black and white and dumber than dog shit?
-you, in black in white.How the hell did you get into college?
-They still make you take placement exams, right?How the hell did you get into college?
-Do they have affirmative action for dumb white guys now?Do you have to special order your clothes like that?
-because I would think that stores just wouldn't carry something that hideous.Well, crap, I didn't think this would happen but I think that you've just completely ruined the color red/green/... for me. (depending on the color of their outfit)
Ooh, man, I left the shit I give about you in my other pants.
What's your name?
-ooh, I had a dog named -****-. I called him -****- because he was a damn ugly dog, and I though it was a damn ugly name.Hold that thought for just a second, would you...
I am having a hard time caring about what you have to say.Sorry, I only have a few insults to give out, so I have to save them for important people.
How many of you does it take to get into college?
-well, apparently just one, but I would have guessed it would have taken alot more.I am all for the government paying farmers not to grow crops in order to help the economy. I am also in favor of the government paying you not to have children.
What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit?
-the bucket / -nobody likes youI think that it is very fitting that your hairstyle is called a "ponytail" because both your hair and a real pony's tail are attached to a horse's ass.
What's the diffrence between you and a chihuahua?
-The chihuahua is a LITTLE dumb animal.You're as sharp as the leading edge of a BB.
You remind me of opium, a slow working dope.
If I had a brother/sister like you I'd give myself up for adoption.
You're proof that god makes mistakes.
The best part of you is a stain on your parrents' sheets.
Nice face... wanna gun?
When you were born, the doctor slapped your mother.
If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.
Got into the gene pool when the lifegaurd wasn't looking, eh?
You're a prime candidate for natural deselection.
You're so dense, light bends around you.
It's amazing that you beat 100,000 other sperm.
You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
You have the looks of a pregnant water buffalo.
Mother Nature pleaded the 5th when asked about you.
Where I come from, they shoot people like you.
You're the type of person people emigrate to get away from.
Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
Everybodyhas the right to be ugly, but you abuse the privilege.
Learn from your parrents' mistake, use birth control.
You're the poster child for birth control.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
You look like an angel that fell from heaven... and landed on its face.
Your shortcomings are self-evident, I'm not going to waste my time pointing them out to you.
I certainly don't hate you. Not for any reason at all.
Don't think too hard, now. If you blew out a braincell the other one would get lonely.
Hey, wait, don't I know you? Yeah, I met you in history class. Yeah, I know you, you're... oh, wait, my mistake. I had you confused with somebody I give a shit about.
So, how old is your older brother/sister?
a1) You don't have one? Oh, I'm sorry;
or
a2) I thought so...
depending on their answer and then
b)those look like hand-me-downs nobody else wanted to wear.Having a Bad Hair Day, huh?
Oh, is today laundry day?
-------to a group of two people-----------
What's got four legs, no brain, and two giant assholes?
-You guys!------for guys walking by in camo uniforms------
booth worker#1- Hey! Look at that guy!
booth worker#2- What guy? Where?
booth worker#1- That guy, look really hard, he's camoflaged!
booth worker#2- oh my god!---------Frat, Sorority---------
-I read somewhere that your frathouse/ sorority house burned down.
Well, it was either I read it or I was just hoping that.-So do you guys have to wear your uniforms all the time, or do you have dress down days?
...(wait for confused look)... you know, your fratboy/sorority girl uniform!