The Beating of the Mimes


April 10, 1999

This mime's story is as follows.-

Dayton and I walked a bit and found a bunch of people, so we walked around, found a nice place top perform, and then did. Nobody thought it was weird, because it was a festival. I half-thought I'd run into a real mime there.

We did the rope trick, the "in a box" trick, you know, all that mime crap. People really thought we were mimes, and some people even offered us free drinks for performing for them. They liked us.

Sadly we declined, because we both had blood capsules in our mouths, in preparation for the beatings to come...

It was not too long after we had established our place that a mad crowd came marching down the hill to our north, bearing anti-mime signs, and chanting that they hated mimes.

Dayton and I had just finished picking invisible flowers to give to girls who walked by, when the mob came through the crowd of people there to enjoy the festivities. Dayton and I then held out signs that said "HELP!" and "YIPES!" and we ran away in a panic. The mob was close at my heels, hitting me with their blunt weaponry as I tried to flee for my life, when Nick sprinted ahead and belted me in the face. From that point I was mauled by these people, and the people from the watergun booth sprayed me like madmen.

People were shocked at this. One girl was seriously appalled and tried to "save me." I thought it was funny. But even better, there were a lot of people who cheered us on. When the angry mob tied me up and paraded around with me asking if anybody had seen anther mime (stopping occasionally to beat me, of course), other people chanted with us. it was quite a hit.

Finnally, they found the other mime, beat him into submission, and then we began our victory march home. I broke free... but that did not last long. They caught me and beat me mercilessly... Until the cop came over. We took several pictures with the cop, and we didn't get into any trouble.

It was the most fun I have had in a long time, and both Nick and Andy recieved their Knighthood for putting together this event.

Cha-Chee Christ

Pictures of the Event


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