April 10, 1999
Okay, after the mob took Chach down, I ran away from them and
unfortunately away from where I was supposed to be. Three or four of the
picketers caught up with me and "knocked me down". Josh didn't know that I
had a blood capsule in my mouth so we all paused long enough to establish
the fact that it was fake blood and that i was to go up to the six pack. So I ran around a building, went up the
steps and began to look for a good place to get some attention. I did not
realize that the mob had already been through here. So I proceeded to work my magic on the
crowd. I stopped at a booth that offered me a free portrait if I did the
"mime-in-a-box" trick. That was an easy one so I agreed. Right after I
received my portrait a fat guy in a t-shirt tapped me on the shoulder and
said "Hey, those mime haters are coming this way." So I shook his hand,
held out my sign that said "YIPES" and high tailed it toward the fountain
where I was beaten severely and tied up.
That is the rest of the story
Dayton Kruse, Reverend of BUH