Official Officers

If you would like to get to know our members better, please attend a Knighthood meeting or event. Everyone is welcome. Learn more about our Knighted Members at the bottom of this page.

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President: Josh Hug
Hot Josh!! Job Description:  Oversees everything, leads meetings, makes sure people get shit done, leads the brainstorming and decision making processes, and acts as a figurehead at all events and meetings.
Personal Description:  "From deep beneath the swelling earth, one flippered hand crawls forth from the very belly of the world. In perfect and famous harmony, it grips the mewing face of the kitten. The kitten whispers 'He is to be your leader. He shall bring your people forth from the abyss into transcendent empyrean.' And with these words, the hand vanishes; the man vanishes; and the kitten deliquesces into thin fluttering air."
->Josh Hug is currently serving his forth term as Josh Hug. In this term, he is practicing the arcane evils of Electrical Engineering. Through this demonic art, he hopes to create a vast PM field (papier-mâché field) to prevent the imminent apocalypse due to errant pencils from the sky. Watch out, Bulbasaur!
Vice/Co-President and Free Pizza Team Treasurer: Tom LaGatta
Tom!! Job Description:  President of the Knighthood Senate, the President's man Friday.
Personal Description:  Howdy, y'all! My name's Tom, and I'm a business major at the beautiful University of Texas in gorgeous Austin, Texas! Yeehaw! Hook 'em, horns! I found the Knighthood last year when I was looking for a fraternity, and boy, did I find something else! One of my ex-girlfriends described me as, "Outgoing yet reserved, talkative but a good listener, sensitive yet tough"; I think she's got a pretty accurate description! I like to think of myself as pretty funny and intelligent, but I guess y'all'll figure out y'all's opinion soon enough! Well, enough about me, I hope y'all enjoy your "lil" tour around the Knighthood site, and I'll see y'all at our next event! Laters!
Co-President and Scaring Events Coordinator: Sheel Pathak
Sheel!! Job Description:  Does all that president-type stuff, and is in charge of organizing and implementing all scaring and public display activities. This also includes the leading and helping of newer members to feel comfortable with scaring activities by fearlessly proceding with the event and showing by example.
Personal Description:  18/m/University of Texas (GO HORNS ;) ;) )/I like pink and happy bears    -   LOL OMG!!! LIMP BIZKIT IS MY FAVORITE ROCK BAND!! I MOSTLY LISTEN TO R&B AND PUNK LOL!!! :-) :-) OMG BLINK 182 AND N*SYNC ARE THE HOTTEST BANDS EVER EVER!!!! OMG A/S/L GTG ROFL PLUR ABCD IDDQD GTG BAI BAI!!!! <3 U!!!! KEWL!!!!
Communications and Public Relations head: Zac Youngblood
Zac!! Job Description:  Works on the public image of the Knighthood, informs the media of our activities, manages the mailing list, and facilitates the induction of new members.
Personal Description:  When I think about the duties required in my job, I just want to die. And I don't mean your old fashioned, gothic bathtub drowning death, I'm talking cutting myself about the face with poisonous glass sort of death. Seriously. I'm really bad at my job too. A five-year-old could be more competent. So, if you are five years old, and would like to do what I do, just send me an email to the address above. And, if you can't write, that's okay as I cannot read.
West Mall events coordinator: Bob McDevitt
Bob!! Job Description:  In charge of all activities on the west mall, which includes booths, rallies, and other such activities. This also includes making reservations for these activities and leading in the decision making process that decides which events will be carried out.
Personal Description:  **Bob has not written this yet**
Webmaster and print master: Dave Montoya
Dave The Man!! Job Description:  Makes, designs, or oversees the making of any necessary hand outs or fliers for our events, as well as maintains, updates, and otherwise manages the Knighthood web page.
Personal Description:  He is in control now. He updates this page and its brethren at times that are convenient to him. He writes in third person. He is asymmetrical.

Oh yeah - BUTTONS.


Knighted Members

 

Online Application for Knighthood
(For those members who have completed a "quest")

Your full Name:

Your Nickname or current title:

Sex: Male female

TITLE You Chose to use if Knighted: Knighthood Applicants:
Sir Don Sama Christ Seccond Knighthood Applicants:
Lord Barron His Majesty Pope The Almighty
His Royal Sex Machine

The Buh Birth Date:

Date of Application:

Major:

Other Statistics We Should Consider (Like if You are Over 7 Feet Tall):

Reason for Applying:

Other Clubs You are Affiliated With:

Hobbies, Activities, Ect:

Honors, Awards, Outstanding Fines, Etc:

Why I Shouldn't Just Throw Your Application Away Right Now:

Why I Should Buy the Explanation You Just Gave Me:

What you Would do With Your Knighthood, Should You Recieve it:

The Quest You Have Chosen:

***PLEASE COMPLETE YOUR QUEST AND SEND THAT TO ME ALSO***
Your quest, as chosen by you and approved by us (either before or afterwards so as to be sure that there is no hazing involved) must be a task showing us your individual talents, your individuality, your freedom of thought and from conformity, and simply your ability to enjoy the world. Usually this "Quest" takes the form of something done for the knighthood, or with the help of other members, but it does not have to be. If you are an artist of sorts, you could draw a picture. A picture of something unconventional, in an uncommon perspective, or intensely insightful would show us what we need to see from your quest. If you would like to write an article or something similar, that works also. All quests that pass will be posted on our website as examples. Something that was unplanned, but still shows all of these qualities could pass for a quest... go ahead and try. You can always try again.