The Pro-Pollution Rally
October 19th, 1999
Well, this event was a hell of alot of fun. Nick served as our chief presenter, with many guest speakers, including Josh Strong, Chi Chi, Ashley Teeple, and some angry protesters (Ryan Grace and Christina Manz). So we proceeded to present the many, many advantages to adopting a pollution-enriched lifestyle, as well as the evils of conservation and environmentalism in general. We had a huge crowd, and they seemed to love it. We even got a few guys to take paper out of their bags, crumple it up, and throw it on the ground. The Daily Texan also apparently loved it, and put a great article about it in the paper. Nick Bellamy has always dreamed of holding this event, and in doing so, he earned his second Knighthood.
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