The Sperm Drive!
February 14, 2000
This event lasted for only one day, but it was shocking enough to be remembered for some time. Our "Sperm Drive" consisted of a rusty bucket sitting in a rusty red wagon next to a couple of porn magazines. As you might imagine, some people were truly appalled, but many more were absolutely in love with the fact that we were actually holding this event. We had shirts made that said "I Cum Orange" (a parody of the blood drive shirts, which all say "I bleed orange"), and we had some great fliers as well.
Fortunately, nobody actually donated, but we did get several complaints from people. And we all kept our "I Cum Orange" shirts for those lovely days when the blood drive folk are out trying to get blood. Todd Earned his Knighthood for this event, and it was even featured on the KVR-TV evening news.
-Cha-Chee Christ